February 2012
33 posts
I think my iPod died in its sleep last night. This usually works for Justin Smith, so….hey does anyone have an old iPod Classic or iPod touch that they will just give me for free?
xoxogossipgust:
Giving up swearing for Lent but have you met me
40 DAYS?! YEA RIGHT GURL.
Why do I always drop things that are practically the same color as the surface on which I have dropped them?
xoxogossipguuuuuurl:
sebfuckingsmythe:
crisco me
crystal light
i’m waiting for this cough syrup to come down
you forgot:
should be
My shitty fuck ass neighbors are finally moving out. YES.
xoxogossipguuuuuurl:
My new favorite thing is hoarding ridiculous URL’s.
I am at eight and counting:
xoxogossipbrad
towersofpowers
the-ever-changing-url (Yes Dylan, I heard you’ve been talkin shit about my constantly changing blog names)
johnnwatsons
warblerseblaine
blaine-waldorfs
captaincrissahoy (my personal favorite)
toohiptofunction
I died when I read what you said to me.
The Fabulous Llama: 10 Reasons Gay Marriage is... →
thetragicgreek:
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the…
9 tags
The Scariest Dream Ever
I had a dream that some of my friends (tagged) and I were at the beach and there were shark attacks left and right but we needed to get to this boat that was not right at the shore, so we all got together in a hurtle and swam to it like that. As soon as we got in the water we noticed blood everywhere and half way realized that Justin was missing. Oh, yeah, his dad was also with us…but did...
Wikipedia get out of my search results, this is for college BRO.
January 2012
12 posts
zaramama:
Why have I been listening to so much Drake recently?
Because you have a Pez dispenser in the shape of Drake’s auto-tuned dick.
2 tags
Setting off...
…to ride the shadiest part of the Pinellas Trail to get to work at 6:45 in the morning. Hope I don’t get mugged and get my bike stolen.
chodeblumpkin:
queenqueefs:
remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”
Nigga Got a Trumpet....
From 1950, NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Our Top Videos of 2011
goodwrittens:
(not saying that is when they came out, but the highlights of youtube this year)
Shithead
Black Man Loves Pokemon
Paula Dean Slowed Down
Cutie Patootie
When Does a Dream Become a Nightmare
Chuck Testa
Keisha Fabo
Marble Hornets
YOU DIDN’T EVEN LIKE KEISHA FABO WHEN WE ALL SAW IT.
December 2011
17 posts
Folks, I give you, the 2012 Republican...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Omg
Just made the best creamy garlic tomato sauce ever.
WatchDemo from the Happiness Machine. They’re pretty rad.